Clash of the Covens: Comedy Roast Battle

Some people can take a joke. Others are about to take several dozen.

On the eve of Halloween weekend, local and regional comics gather for a gloriously merciless Roast Battle, where friendships go up in flames, egos get carved like pumpkins, and nobody leaves with their dignity entirely intact.

It's a frightfully delicious exhibition of homegrown talent, armed with razor-sharp wit, questionable judgment, and enough personal ammunition to make even the ghosts uncomfortable.

Come for the comedy. Stay for the carnage. And remember: the only thing more terrifying than being roasted is realizing they're right.